80+ Art Museum Pick Up Lines

Art Museum Pick Up Lines

These are Art Museum Pick Up Lines. So when you see or meet a hot girl or guy at a art museum, then you need some Art Museum Pick Up Lines to impress her or him.

Then you can use these Art Museum Pick Up Lines to flirt or start an interesting conversation with the hot girl or guy at a art museum. So what are you waiting for?

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Art Museum Pick Up Lines


Are you an impressionist because you impresed the hell out of me.


I may not be an Yves Klein, but I’d be pretty blue if I couldn’t get your phone number.


Do you have an audio tour, because I want to hear all about you.


See that painting? I’d buy it for you if I had a million dollars.


I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.


You belong in an art museum because you’re a masterpiece.


You must be an artist because I find myself drawn to you.


No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.


You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.


Is your dad an art thief? Because you are a masterpiece.


You’re so bold and curvy, if I were with you I’d go Baroque.


Call the Art Loss Register, ’cause you just stole my heart.


Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.


You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.


Is your last name Dali? Because you persist in my memory.


Your pretty face sure would make a beautiful painting.


Your beauty figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.


Call the Art Loss Register, because you just stole my heart.


If I was an artist, you would be my picture!


Aren’t you the model from my figure drawing class?


Are you a medium? Because I’d like to paint you on carpet.


If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?


In a room full of art, i’d still stare at you.


If I were an art critic, I’d give you a ravishing review.


I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.


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Are you into monochrome? Because I’d love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.


You know, back in the 16th century, this kind of thing was taboo. My how things change…


One look at you and I feel like I’ve died and gone to a museum.


I’d better put on my conservation gloves because you’re too beautiful to handle.


If I was an artist, you would be my picture!


Being around you makes me higher than attending Rob Pruitt’s ‘Cocaine Buffet.’.


Hey, girl, I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of yours.


You seem like a very sophisticated young lady that knows about lizards.


You belong in an art museum because you’re a masterpiece.


Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.


See that painting? I’d buy it for you if I had a million dollars.


Would you mind if I tour the gallery with you?


I may not be a Yves Klein, but I’d be pretty blue if I couldn’t get your phone number.


Sup Girl, you look like a greek statue, except you got your clothes on and aren’t missing your arms.


your perfection infuriates post modernists.


Hey girl call me Rockwell ’cause I’d like to show you my slab-serif.


If you were Marina Abramovic I would sit in the MoMA lobby and stare at you all day.


I want to preserve this moment, let’s get a climate controlled room.


Let’s make like Rembrandt and take a lesson in anatomy.


How about you and me go out by the pool and brush up on our strokes?


If I were an art critic, I’d give you a ravishing review.


See that painting? I’d buy it for you if I had a million dollars.


I would shake your hand, but I’m not allowed to touch the master pieces.


Doesn’t it seem like all these paintings look alike?


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You’re an artist? I’d let you draw me naked anytime


Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can’t tell where those legs end.


Hey girl I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of yours.


Doesn’t it seem like all these paintings look alike?


Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?


You’re so bold and curvy, if I were with you I’d go Baroque.


You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.


Hey, girl call me Rockwell ’cause I’d like to show you my slab-serif.


Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?


I’d shake your hand, but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.


If I told you your body looked like the Met’s Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?


You know the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows… I wonder what else she shaves.


You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.


Are you into monochrome? Because I’d love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.


Is that a paint brush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


you’re so Monet and you don’t even know it.


Aren’t you the model from my figure drawing class?


If I were Tehching Hsieh and you were art, I definitely couldn’t stop doing you for a whole year.


At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.


The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.


Hey girl, I know you don’t accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?


Have you ever posed nude?


The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?


I’d like to add you to my itinerary…in between V, I, and P.


If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?


Hey girl. It may take me a few days to carefully document your verso and recto sides.


Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.


I may not be an Yves Klein, but I’d be pretty blue if I couldn’t get your phone number.


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